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اب سمجھ میں آیا

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  گینڈا تو اس نے تمھیں ایک سال پہلے کہا تھا اور تم نے بدلہ آج لیا، اس کی کیا وجہ ہے چند دوستوں کا ایک گروپ سڑک کنارے واقع ایک چائے کے ہوٹل میں بیٹھا خوش گپیوں میں مصروف تھا۔خوشگوار ماحول میں گفتگو چل رہی تھیں۔اتنے میں ایک اور نوجوان اپنے چند ساتھیوں کے ساتھ آیا اور محفل میں موجود ایک نوجوان کی طرف اشارہ کر کے بولا:”یہی ہے وہ۔“ یہ سنتے ہی ساتھ میں آئے ہوئے افراد نے اس کی دُھنائی شروع کر دی۔ یہ دیکھنا تھا کہ محفل میں موجود دیگر افراد بھی میدانِ کارزار میں کود پڑے۔یہ تو کسی کو پتا ہی نہ تھا کہ وہ کس کو اور کیوں مار رہا ہے؟بلکہ کسی کو یہ اندازہ بھی نہیں ہو رہا تھا کہ وہ جس کو مار رہا ہے،وہ اس کا دوست ہے یا دشمن۔ہنگامہ اتنا بڑھا کہ وہاں اتفاقاً موجود ایک ٹی وی چینل کی ڈیوٹی پر گاڑی وہاں موجود تھی،جس پر متعین عملہ بھی مستعد ہو گیا،کیمرہ اور مائیک نکالا اور چند ہی لمحوں میں واقعے کی لائیو کوریج بطور بریکنگ نیوز شروع ہو گئی۔ کچھ ہی دیر میں تمام چینلز پر اس واقعے کی لائیو کوریج چل رہی تھی۔ساتھ ہی میں ایک بات تمام چینلز میں مشترک تھی۔ہر چینل کے اسٹوڈیو میں بیٹھا نیوز اینکر اپنے اپنے رپورٹر سے کہ

How can I earn money through working online

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Earning money online has become increasingly accessible with the rise of various remote work opportunities and digital platforms. Here are several ways you can consider: Freelancing: Offer your skills and services on freelance platforms like Upwork, Fiverr, or Freelancer. Whether you're a writer, designer, programmer, marketer, or have other skills, these platforms connect you with clients seeking freelance assistance. Online Surveys and Reviews: Participate in online surveys, review websites, products, or apps through platforms like Swagbucks, Survey Junkie, or UserTesting. They often offer rewards or payments for your opinions. Content Creation: Start a blog, YouTube channel, or social media account focused on a niche you're passionate about. Once you build an audience, you can monetize through ads, sponsorships, affiliate marketing, or selling products. Teaching or Tutoring: Offer online tutoring services in a subject you excel in through platforms like Chegg Tutors, VIP

The First Day Of School!

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  Dad: Ok now, you have to go to school. Kid: No!!!! Dad: If you don't, I'll call the cops. Kid: What will they do about it? Dad: They will arrest you and put you in jail. Kid: Oh, I'm so scared!! Yeah right!!! Dad: (Begging) Just go to school!!! Kid: Still no. Dad: If you go to school today, I promise to buy you a toy. Kid: You think I'm still a baby!!! I am 5 years old and I want a phone!!!! Dad: That's it!!! I'm calling the cops!!! The dad calls the cops and arrests the boy. The End. Well, finally, that's a happy ending.

What is traditional old Japanese food?

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  Traditional Japanese cuisine is rich and varied, with a long history that spans centuries. Some examples of traditional and old Japanese foods include: Sushi: Originating from the Edo period, sushi involves vinegared rice combined with various ingredients like raw fish (sashimi), vegetables, and seaweed. Nigiri sushi (hand-pressed sushi) and maki sushi (sushi rolls) are popular variations. Ramen: While ramen has Chinese origins, it has become a staple of Japanese cuisine. It consists of wheat noodles served in a meat or fish-based broth, often flavored with soy sauce or miso, and topped with various ingredients like sliced pork, seaweed, egg, and green onions. Tempura: Introduced by Portuguese traders in the 16th century, tempura involves batter-fried seafood, vegetables, or other ingredients. The batter is usually light and crispy. Sashimi: Sashimi refers to thinly sliced raw fish or seafood, often served with soy sauce and wasabi. It is a popular component of traditional Japane

Santa Claus Vs The Tooth Fairy

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    It was Christmas Eve and a little boy named Oscar was eating cookies when his wobbly tooth came out. He put it under his pillow, has a story and went to sleep.     At midnight there was a CLONK on the roof, it was Santa Claus with his big sack of presents. Santa Claus squeezed down the chimney and tiptoed up the stairs to Oscar’s bedroom. To his surprise he found the Tooth Fairy putting money under the pillow.     “ Who are you?” said Santa.     “Why should I tell you fatso?” replied the Tooth Fairy.     “Now I know you, Tooth Fairy. I’m putting you on the naughty list” said Santa.     “I’ll show you who’s good and who’s bad... at fighting!” said the Tooth Fairy and she flew at Santa.     Santa takes a deep breath, pushes out his tummy and bashes Tooth Fairy with a big belly-bump. She flies across the room.     Tooth Fairy is cross, she waves her magic wand and shrinks Santa to the size of a penny.     “How does it feel to be so tiny?” she says.     “You stinker! How am I going to

What is the difference between AirPods and earbuds?

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AirPods are a specific brand and model of wireless earphones created by Apple, while "earbuds" is a general term used to describe a type of headphone design that fits directly inside the outer ear. There are several differences between AirPods and typical earbuds: Design: Earbuds typically have a compact design that sits inside the ear canal or rests just outside it. AirPods, on the other hand, have a distinct design with a longer stem that extends downwards from the ear. Wireless Connectivity: AirPods are wireless earphones that connect to devices via Bluetooth technology. Some earbuds are also wireless, while others come with a wire that connects the earbuds to a device. Brand and Compatibility: AirPods are manufactured by Apple and are specifically designed to work seamlessly with Apple devices, such as iPhones, iPads, and Macs. Earbuds, being a general term, encompass a wide range of brands and models that may be compatible with various devices, including those made by

The End Of The Tunnel

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  you have to have been in my shoes to understand the fear I was in when he came home to find a strange girl in his house. "He was not supposedto be back by this time" not that I would know, but I've been in this positionbefore and it was the worst time of my life, it was a time I would never forget, having barelyescapedit, I wasn't going to return to it. But here I was, repeating the same mistake. "Who are you and what are you doing here?" he asked, I just stared blankly at him. "You better answer me or I'm calling the cops" I'm sure he noticed that got my attention "How did you get in here? what.... That's it I'm calling the cops" he walked up to the phone, picked up the receiver and started to dial. God damn it, all he wanted was to come home and rest having had a battle of words with his father, they never agreed on anything and it alwaysresorted to a screaming match. but coming home to find this girl who only God know

The Chill Teacher Funny Stories

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   😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 Hi I’m Omkar I’m 12 as most of you know. And I have this disorder it’s called “ being Chatty”. It means that I talk a lot to the point in which people make you think they are listening but in reality they are like “ oh my god when is this man going to stop ahhhhhhh” but being honest here I am a huge extrovert. But only at school. if I meet someone at a party or outside of school I just hide behind my dad and pray the other person doesn’t ask a question, if they do I say it so quietly that people wonder if I’m even talking not even an elephant can hear me, and trust me they have big ears. But when talking with friends I’m like a speaker the size of Canada and you can’t make me shut up no matter how hard you try, unless the teacher walks into the room. When the teacher is not in the room everyone is so loud you can hear us from down the hallway. But when he walks it goes so quiet so fast you guys, all you can hear is the AC in the background. People are that scared of o